Karma Chooses Weird Instruments of War.

Tonight while in a Publix grocery store, my family and I were doing a little shopping. For some reason, my son Aidan was in one of those moods where he would scream really loudly for no valid reason. (I guess it was his version of tourettes.) We of course told him to stop, but it would flare up every once in a while. Moving right along. Towards the end of the spree, there was a lady in the produce section and she dropped a head of lettuce. It just so happened to roll right in front of Aidan causing him to trip and fall. The lady apologized several times and was obviously embarrassed. Aidan however with no tears was mute, and didn’t scream, but he sure did glare. The look on his face was as though he was waiting to see if the lady was going to hurl another head of iceberg at him. I hope you don’t think I’m a bad father for laughing, but it was funny. He soon forgot and we were on way out the door. The moral of the story . . . (why don’t you fill in the blank!)

~ by Josh on June 20, 2007.

Posted in Humor, Life, Random Thoughts

15 Responses to “Karma Chooses Weird Instruments of War.”

  1. Aidan? Scream? Nooooo….
    I would have been laughing pretty hard myself. Moral of the story: Lettuce is BS

    Ryan said this on June 20, 2007 at 9:57 pm

  2. LOL. Nice.

    Josh said this on June 20, 2007 at 10:05 pm

  3. moral of the story: next time, it’s gonna be a zucchini to the kneecaps

    seanpatrickpope said this on June 21, 2007 at 9:30 am

  4. moral, leave yo kid at home when you shop! make a list like my momz.

    arrgjonsmad said this on June 21, 2007 at 2:03 pm

  5. Sean my family isn’t in the IRA, but you never know what Karma is capable of.

    Jon you may have a point with the list thing.

    Josh said this on June 21, 2007 at 6:21 pm

  6. Pastyer Josh, Have You talked to Ryin lately? He hasn’t been in Church.

    Ryan said this on June 21, 2007 at 9:18 pm

  7. something new, not finished but new, is on my page now.

    arrgjonsmad said this on June 28, 2007 at 5:43 pm

  8. chirp chirp, chirp chirp

    Ryan said this on June 29, 2007 at 4:26 pm

  9. I know I know, but I want to write something a little more substantial than three words.

    Josh said this on June 30, 2007 at 7:13 am

  10. ooooo ouch. I’m hurting over here.

    Ryan said this on June 30, 2007 at 4:54 pm

  11. As far as Aidans special turrets go its sounds like he’s been under the influence of a certain someone else. Perhaps an Aunt Evie encouraged him to blow off some steam by screaming while traveling. And besides who wouldn’t scream after a head of lettuce is hurled at him. He sounds exceptionally bright and must come from extraordinary stock.

    Aunt Evie

    Aunt Evie said this on July 3, 2007 at 3:21 pm

  12. That’s sweet aunt Evie. The funny thing was the he didn’t scream when the lettuce came at him, all of the screaming took place before the incident. You are right in the fact that he’s a bright kid though. Thanks for visiting and the comment.

    Josh said this on July 3, 2007 at 7:34 pm

  13. We want a new post!

    Andrew said this on July 7, 2007 at 2:52 pm

  14. All in do time my babies.

    Josh said this on July 8, 2007 at 6:28 pm

  15. Chirp Chirp, Chirp Chirp x2

    Ryan said this on July 10, 2007 at 4:38 pm

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